Stef –

Steph was born during the early Hadean period 4.3 billion years ago, formless and unstructured like the molten earth itself. It lay dormant for another 4,299,999,967 years, hatching in the late 80s to become an eternal nuisance to the people of earth, bound to mortal form for some nameless, horrific transgression before the beginning of time. One day, Steph will emerge from its mortal prison to usher in the end times, but for now, Steph is working as Sales Support at the Tacoma office, and indulging in professional illustration, drawing, and bothering their room-mate’s cats when not planning their inevitable conquest of the surface world.